Alix in Wundergarten

Cue-sheet for Fabian

(Hlin) A Silent Start
 
(0, 1) 44 Will do Alison, thanks Alison...
(0, 1) 45 Oh, what's that red light still doing on?
(0, 1) 46 That must have been left on from yesterday.
(0, 1) 47 What are we like!
 
(0, 1) 49 Hello, thank you for coming...
(0, 1) 50 Seasonal greetings to all.
(0, 1) 51 You are in for a very special treat.
 
(0, 1) 53 Yes, catch you at lunch, god willing, ha....
 
(0, 1) 55 Hello!
(0, 1) 56 So, so, so exciting to see you all.
(0, 1) 57 Here we are at last eh?
(0, 1) 58 Sorry, let me just pop these down here if I may Gail...
(Gael) It's Gael.
 
(Gael) It's Gael.
(0, 1) 60 Gael.
(0, 1) 61 Sorry.
(0, 1) 62 Of course it is.
(0, 1) 63 My bad.
(0, 1) 64 Gael, Gael, Ga... excuse me for a second will you Gail.
 
(0, 1) 66 Pardon Alison?...
(0, 1) 67 Will do... uh huh... thanks Alison.
 
(0, 1) 69 Hello Team Wonderl...
(0, 1) 70 Sorry everyone, give me two secs.
 
(0, 1) 72 Alison?...
(0, 1) 73 Alison?
(0, 1) 74 Alison?
(0, 1) 75 Alison... Alison... Alison... Alison... Alison... Alison... Alison... Alison... Alison!
 
(0, 1) 77 No, I've lost her.
(0, 1) 78 Sorry about that.
(0, 1) 79 And breathe!
(0, 1) 80 Hello Team Wonderland!
 
(0, 1) 82 So first thing's first, lets introduce you all officially to our competition winners and live audience.
(0, 1) 83 Nobody say bollocks!
 
(0, 1) 85 So, we have Elin-Rose Phillips, say hello.
(Elin-Rose) Hello...
 
(Elin-Rose) Hello...
(0, 1) 87 Shall we say a little bit about...
(0, 1) 88 No, never mind, no time.
(0, 1) 89 And, we are very lucky to have THE Nick Steed on board, absolute honour.
(0, 1) 90 Let's not embarrass him.
(0, 1) 91 Gail Lobo.
(Gael) Gael.
 
(Gael) Gael.
(0, 1) 93 Gael!
(0, 1) 94 So sorry!
(0, 1) 95 Someone pass me a shot gun.
 
(0, 1) 97 Great to have you with us.
(0, 1) 98 And Toby Grey, here we go...
 
(0, 1) 100 DON'T!
(Toby) Sorry.
 
(Toby) I was just...
(0, 1) 104 Yes, I know what you were doing.
 
(0, 1) 106 And YOU!
 
(0, 1) 108 What a privilege for you all to be part of this process, and this year it appears to be a very special cast indeed, and one that is going to top our all-female Mongolian cast of Three Sisters last year.
(0, 1) 109 So, with no further delay, shall we break the ice and crack on with a good solid read-through just for running time?
(0, 1) 110 Shall we get into a semi-circle... as they say in the business?
 
(0, 1) 112 'Sorry sir, dog ate mine!'
(0, 1) 113 Ha.
 
(0, 1) 115 Just a little joke.
(0, 1) 116 No need to panic, I know how nerve wracking these first read-throughs can be.
(0, 1) 117 So, actors, be aware we are just doing this for timing, no need to perform in any way but please feel free to take this opportunity to try things out if you wish.
(0, 1) 118 If you are shit though, I will ask you to leave!
 
(0, 1) 120 Now, THAT is a joke!
(Toby) Oh, sorry about that I was just...
 
(Toby) I didn't mean.
(0, 1) 123 We won't stop, just straight through and we can deal with any issues afterwards.
(0, 1) 124 Audience, please sit back and enjoy.
(0, 1) 125 It would be great to have some feedback from you after if we have time.
(0, 1) 126 I'm sure the actors would be very grateful to/
(Nick) /I don't think that's necessary do you?
 
(Nick) /I don't think that's necessary do you?
(0, 1) 128 Well, I just thought/
(Nick) /Not a good idea, Fabian.
 
(Nick) /Not a good idea, Fabian.
(0, 1) 130 Of course, on second thoughts, best not.
(Nick) No.
 
(Nick) No.
(0, 1) 132 Yes, quite.
(Nick) No.
 
(Nick) No.
(0, 1) 134 Ok.
(Nick) Not a good idea, no.
 
(Nick) Not a good idea, no.
(0, 1) 136 Fair enough.
(Nick) No.
 
(Nick) No.
(0, 1) 138 Over to the actors.
(Nick) No.
 
(Nick) No.
(0, 1) 140 Alright.
 
(0, 2) 150 Maybe we should do it/
(Gael) /I'm a sucker for gifts.
 
(Gael) /I'm a sucker for gifts.
(0, 2) 152 He's a sucker!
(Nick) {Sings.}
 
(Nick) Following yonder star.
(0, 2) 159 THE Nick Steed, Ladies and/
(Nick) {Continues.}
 
(Nick) Guide us to thy perfect light.
(0, 2) 167 Of course, why not?
(0, 2) 168 Lovely.
(0, 2) 169 Beautiful.
(0, 2) 170 How kind of you Elin-Rose.
(Elin-Rose) {To Fabian.}
 
(Elin-Rose) Could you tell them not to be too rough?
(0, 2) 174 Could you not be too rough.
(Elin-Rose) Some of them might be edible... oops!
 
(0, 2) 197 Oh, how exciting.
(Toby) Did you do it all yourself?
 
(Elin-Rose) No.
(0, 2) 256 Definitely not a cake.
(0, 2) 257 Bit harder.
(0, 2) 258 Beautifully wrapped I must say...
(0, 2) 259 Oh it's a candle.
(Gael) Now, you can't go wrong with a candle.
 
(Gael) Now, you can't go wrong with a candle.
(0, 2) 261 That's lovely.
(0, 2) 262 Mmmmm, interesting smell.
(Gael) Really can't go wrong with a candle.
 
(Gael) Really can't go wrong with a candle.
(0, 2) 264 They do really unusual fragrances this company.
(Gael) Never fails, a candle.
 
(Gael) Can't go wrong.
(0, 2) 267 My mum had a vine tomato one last Christmas, very different but really nice.
(0, 2) 268 What's this?
(0, 2) 269 Oh, Country Farm.
(0, 2) 270 Very unusual I must say.
(Nick) Let's have a whiff.
 
(Nick) Let's have a whiff.
(0, 2) 274 Well thank you, Elin, thank you.
(0, 2) 275 Elin?
(0, 2) 276 ELIN!
(Elin-Rose) Really enjoyed doing it and it's the least I could do, getting the chance to work with such amazing, talented people.
 
(Nick) Anyway now, Fabian has been waiting patiently and indeed so have the audience so...
(0, 2) 304 ... "Alice was beginning".
 
(0, 2) 307 "Alice was beginning".
 
(0, 2) 309 "Alice was beginning".
(Nick/Narrator) "Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank and having nothing to do"/
 
(Nick) I've got pictures on my phone for those who don't believe me/
(0, 2) 317 /Best not to right now, Nick.
(0, 2) 318 Maybe later.
(Nick) Well that never happens – people will forget to ask.
 
(Nick) Anyway, lost my train of thought now.
(0, 2) 324 Alice was beginning.
(Nick) I feel as the narrator I should isolate myself a bit.
 
(Nick) I feel as the narrator I should isolate myself a bit.
(0, 2) 326 This is just a read-through right now.
(0, 2) 327 Nick takes a downstage mic set up on a table.
(Nick/Narrator) Is this working?
 
(Nick/Narrator) Broadsword to Danny Boy.
(0, 2) 331 "Alice was beginning".
(Nick/Narrator) "Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank and having nothing to do.
 
(Nick) You know?
(0, 2) 350 Yes, yes, please do Nick.
(0, 2) 351 No problem at all.
(0, 2) 352 I love input.
(0, 2) 353 Alison always encourages collaboration.
(0, 2) 354 We're all rabbit ears!
(Nick) Well, it's just... that's all you get.
 
(Nick) More MEAT.
(0, 2) 364 Right.
(0, 2) 365 Ok.
 
(0, 2) 367 That is part of the original Lewis Carroll version but, how do you mean?
(Nick) Well, it's the relationship, you know?
 
(Nick) We don't meet her sister again until the very end and I think, correct me if I'm wrong, that the audience needs to invest in that relationship for the story to work.
(0, 2) 374 Absolutely.
(0, 2) 375 Good.
(0, 2) 376 Ok.
(0, 2) 377 So that's a potential little re-write there for Gwil?
(Nick) No, no, no, no, no!
 
(Nick) We're all comfortable with improvisation, aren't we?
(0, 2) 386 But we must be careful that the writing isn't... and for now.
 
(Gael) Alive.
(0, 2) 435 Ok.
(0, 2) 436 Great thoughts guys.
(0, 2) 437 So maybe what you're suggesting is filling the lines with sub-text?
(0, 2) 438 Thought processes?
(0, 2) 439 Give it life underneath?
(0, 2) 440 Good.
(Nick) No, I mean let's change it.
 
(0, 2) 443 So, let's pick it up where we left off, the entrance of the Rabbit.
(0, 2) 444 Thanks Toby.
(Toby/Rabbit) "Oh dear!
 
(Nick) There's no urgency.
(0, 2) 460 Ok, this is just the first reading Nick, so let's use this to just get a feel.
(0, 2) 461 There's no need to think about characters or make decisions yet.
(0, 2) 462 Let's just tell the story for now and have a play after/
(Nick) /I appreciate that, Fabes, but if something's completely off the mark.
 
(Gael) Well, the repetition in the dialogue suggests that this character is flummoxed, in a rush or... has tourette's... WANKER!
(0, 2) 473 Right, NO!
(0, 2) 474 I don't think at this early stage we need/
(Toby) /Exactly, so shall we continue?
 
(Nick) I speak my mind but alas, I also know when I'm not wanted.
(0, 2) 482 Oh Nick, your opinion is wanted and very highly respected, it would just be great to get this timed for our technician and discuss character motivations and plot line later.
 
(0, 2) 484 If you want to have a private chat with me later/
(Toby) /So, shall we continue?
 
(Toby) Shall we continue?
(0, 2) 519 Yes please.
(0, 2) 520 We are on a tight schedule.
(Nick) And we are timing guys.
 
(0, 2) 563 Yes, that's an interesting point Nick raises and/
(Nick) /Try it now, 'Who in the world am |I|?'
 
(0, 2) 585 Who in the world |am| I?
(Nick) Exactly.
 
(Toby) Should we carry on?
(0, 2) 601 I'm not sure we have the budget or time for a full musical score, Nick, as much as we'd love to exploit your talents.
(0, 2) 602 And that was quite something.
(Nick) But you're not.
 
(Nick) But you're not.
(0, 2) 604 What?
(Nick) Exposing my talents.
 
(Nick) Exposing my talents.
(0, 2) 606 Exploiting.
(Nick) I didn't say that.
 
(Toby) And, like Fabian said, there's no space for it.
(0, 2) 612 I didn't actually say that.
(Nick) /There should be songs.
 
(Nick) I'm Jean Valjean
(0, 2) 624 Shall we have a tea break everyone and come back to this with a fresh head?
 
(0, 2) 626 Great work thus far guys.
 
(0, 2) 628 Bear with us and help yourself to the bits and pieces.
 
(0, 2) 631 NO!
(0, 2) 632 NOT THOSE!
(0, 2) 633 Sorry, it's just these are just for the audience.
 
(0, 2) 637 Actually Gail, could I have a word?
(Gael) Gael.
 
(Gael) Gael.
(0, 2) 639 Pardon?
(Gael) It's Gael.
 
(Gael) It's Gael.
(0, 2) 641 Oh, yes sorry.
(0, 2) 642 Gael could/
(Gael) /Yes?
 
(Gael) /Yes?
(0, 2) 644 Could I have a word?
(Gael) Yes.
 
(Gael) Yes.
(0, 2) 653 You see, I done that for you.
 
(0, 2) 655 Please help yourself to the pickings provided.