Looking Through Glass

Cue-sheet for Ivor

(Alison) Turn that off please, Bethan.
 
(Alison) Fuck, I'm inspired!
(0, 2) 204 I'm here.
(0, 2) 205 Sorry.
(0, 2) 206 Bore da, Gwenith.
(0, 2) 207 How are you?
(Gwenith) Bore da.
 
(Gwenith) A sanau.
(0, 2) 212 I don't speak Welsh.
(0, 2) 213 But I think I should.
(Gwenith) And socks.
 
(Gwenith) And socks.
(0, 2) 215 Oh right.
 
(0, 2) 217 We all set?
(0, 2) 218 Someone's had a wipe down, can you smell that?
(Gwenith) Bara brith?
 
(Gwenith) Salad?
(0, 2) 224 No, like disinfectant?
(0, 2) 225 Swimming pool smell.
 
(0, 2) 229 Nice to see some new faces.
(Alison) {Over studio mic.}
 
(Alison) Why are you late?
(0, 2) 232 Only a little.
(Alison) Why are you a little late?
 
(Alison) Why are you a little late?
(0, 2) 234 I bumped into Jerry Thomas.
(0, 2) 235 He sends his love.
 
(Alison) I thought he was on holiday?
(0, 2) 238 No, no, I don't think so.
(Alison) No, he definitely is.
 
(Alison) Says in my calendar.
(0, 2) 241 Is he?
(0, 2) 242 That's strange.
(Alison) Yes.
 
(Alison) It is.
(0, 2) 245 Interesting.
(0, 2) 246 But I wasn't late because of that anyway, there was an accident... incident on the road.
(0, 2) 247 Terrible traffic.
(0, 2) 248 Anyway, shall we pick up where we left off... the Red Queen?
(0, 2) 249 What page was it?
(Alison) Don't bring your gayness into it, Ivor.
 
(Alison) I think I get reports, I should let people know.
(0, 2) 258 It wasn't anything major.
(0, 2) 259 Cleared after.
(0, 2) 260 Just a hit and run.
(0, 2) 261 It probably won't show up.
(0, 2) 262 Just a beggar boy... child... match-stick seller... drug user or something.
(0, 2) 263 Who cares?
(Alison) You're deviating.
 
(Alison) You seem flustered.
(0, 2) 267 Yes, no, well it was traumatic.
(0, 2) 268 This isn't...
(0, 2) 269 I'm not...
(0, 2) 270 Sorry, no, I don't know why I'm saying this.
(0, 2) 271 I'm just late.
(0, 2) 272 Nothing happened.
(0, 2) 273 I'm late.
 
(0, 2) 275 Has he been here all night?
(Alison) Ignore him.
 
(Alison) Is everything ok at home?
(0, 2) 284 Have you had your hair cut?
(Alison) No
 
(Alison)
(0, 2) 287 Oh
(Alison) But thank you for noticing.
 
(Alison) So all ok at home?
(0, 2) 290 What?
(0, 2) 291 Yes of course.
(0, 2) 292 I'm just late.
(0, 2) 293 Apologies.
(0, 2) 294 Sorry.
 
(0, 2) 296 Sorry.
(Gwenith) It's fine
 
(0, 2) 299 Sorry
(Alison) But why?
 
(Alison) Reverse.
(0, 2) 316 I wasn't even late.
(Alison) Come to the window.
 
(Alison) Things not working out?
(0, 2) 324 Look, if you must know, Bastian was in the front room muscle-tongue-talking and he doesn't like to be disturbed.
(0, 2) 325 But my slender tone belt was in there so I had to wait.
(0, 2) 326 Same yesterday.
(0, 2) 327 You'd think I'd learn but I forgot to get it out.
(Alison) Can't teach an old dog new tricks.
 
(Alison) Haven't had it long then?
(0, 2) 333 Nice, Alison, nice.
(0, 2) 334 Happy now?
(Alison) Ok, let's crack on.
 
(0, 2) 338 Stop telling me what to do.
(0, 2) 339 I don't want to sit down.
(0, 2) 340 I'll sit when I want to sit and now I want to sit.
(Alison) Bear with.
 
(Alison) So easy to wind up.
(0, 2) 345 Bastian also wanted me to nip by Organ Gordon Juice Co and get him a detox warrior, full of vits.
(Gwenith) Oh lovely.
 
(Gwenith) Oh lovely.
(0, 2) 347 We'd normally make it all fresh from home but it was a bit chaotic this morning.
(0, 2) 348 Strict full veg diet at the moment.
(0, 2) 349 Opens up the brain's pores.
(0, 2) 350 Then it's just the meats next month.
(0, 2) 351 Always blended.
(0, 2) 352 Bastian likes everything mashed.
(0, 2) 353 Mashed and mushy.
(Gwenith) I love making nut milk through a muslim cloth.
 
(Alison) So this is to accompany 'The Walrus and The Carpenter' poem Ivor did yesterday.
(0, 2) 374 Oh, can I do that again?
(0, 2) 375 I wasn't overly happy with it, so I've been thinking about some ideas over night to make it better.
(Alison) Well, we would love to hear, consider {to the interns}, then trash {back to Ivor} those ideas if we have time.
 
(Alison) Bethan will call out the numbers.
(0, 2) 396 ... It just came to me late last night.
(0, 2) 397 I had to write it down.
(0, 2) 398 Bastian was fast asleep in bed.
(Alison) No one wants to hear that.
 
(Alison) Remember what I said.
(0, 2) 460 What did you say?