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(Hlin) A Silent Start |
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(Fabian) I'm sure the actors would be very grateful to/ |
(0, 1) 127 |
/I don't think that's necessary do you? |
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(Fabian) Well, I just thought/ |
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(Fabian) Well, I just thought/ |
(0, 1) 129 |
/Not a good idea, Fabian. |
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(Fabian) Of course, on second thoughts, best not. |
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(Fabian) Of course, on second thoughts, best not. |
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No. |
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(Fabian) Yes, quite. |
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(Fabian) Yes, quite. |
(0, 1) 133 |
No. |
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(Fabian) Ok. |
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(Fabian) Ok. |
(0, 1) 135 |
Not a good idea, no. |
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(Fabian) Fair enough. |
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(Fabian) Fair enough. |
(0, 1) 137 |
No. |
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(Fabian) Over to the actors. |
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(Fabian) Over to the actors. |
(0, 1) 139 |
No. |
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(Fabian) Alright. |
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(Fabian) {Takes note of his watch.} |
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No. |
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(Hlin) The Read-Through |
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We Three Kings of Orient are, |
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bearing gifts we traverse afar. |
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Field and fountain, |
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Moor and mountain, |
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Following yonder star. |
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(Fabian) THE Nick Steed, Ladies and/ |
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/O star of wonder, star of night. |
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Star with royal beauty bright, |
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Westward leading, |
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Still proceeding, |
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Guide us to thy perfect light. |
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(Fabian) Of course, why not? |
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(Toby) Might have to take a snap, do you mind? |
(0, 2) 194 |
Is she... {Indicates hand.} too? |
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(Toby) No. |
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(All) Oh! |
(0, 2) 212 |
It's fine darling, really. |
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(Gael) Here mate, have mine, it makes no difference to me. |
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(Gael) Here mate, have mine, it makes no difference to me. |
(0, 2) 214 |
Oh god, no. |
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But thank you. |
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(Gael) Really, I don't mind. |
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(0, 2) 218 |
Ok, lovely. |
(0, 2) 219 |
I can take them home to the missus. |
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Shouldn't really, Ming suffers terribly, what with her fluid retention. |
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(Gael) {Noticing Elin-Rose's strange behaviour.} |
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(Gael) She should be alright with cake though, no? |
(0, 2) 226 |
She can't put anything in her mouth these days that doesn't give her excruciating bowel problems. |
(0, 2) 227 |
That's what she says. |
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And I mean anything. |
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(Toby) She won't actually eat the cake then? |
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(Toby) She won't actually eat the cake then? |
(0, 2) 230 |
Observant. |
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Good boy. |
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She absorbs everything. |
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She's like a sponge finger. |
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(Toby) What is she going to do, stare at it? |
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(Toby) Dry it out? |
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Funny. |
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Nothing as extravagant as that. |
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No, she'll most probably glaze it over, heat it in a kiln, varnish it and give it to one of her china dolls. |
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Loves those things. |
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Hundreds of them all over the house. |
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About fifty of the bastards are sat on top of our wardrobe, watching us while we sleep. |
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(Gael) I wouldn't like that. |
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(Gael) I wouldn't like that. |
(0, 2) 243 |
No. |
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I don't. |
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She loves them though. |
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Her pride and joy. |
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Don't get her a black one, mind. |
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(All) Oh! |
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(Fabian) Very unusual I must say. |
(0, 2) 271 |
Let's have a whiff. |
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(Fabian) Well thank you, Elin, thank you. |
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(0, 2) 285 |
I did a show in the West End with... no, I won't name names... but the leading actor bought us all Mont Blanc fountain pens, complete with our names inscribed. |
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God Bless her soul. |
(0, 2) 287 |
Everyone got one. |
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A pen. |
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Think big Broadway singing sensation?... |
(0, 2) 290 |
Silver Screen multi award winning actress... of her generation... massive Hollywood gem... |
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No? |
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Child star? |
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Best not to say anyway. |
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So, yeah, she got everyone a pen... inscribed: actors, musicians, crew, stage management, the lot! |
(0, 2) 297 |
A fountain pen! |
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You'd have all got one, if you'd been there. |
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Inscribed! |
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I mean, I'd only got her squishy stress titties. |
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Could I have it back, please? |
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Anyway now, Fabian has been waiting patiently and indeed so have the audience so... |
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(Fabian) ... "Alice was beginning". |
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(Elin-Rose) On the good ship Lollipop. |
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Yes, that's right. |
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I've got pictures on my phone for those who don't believe me/ |
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(Fabian) /Best not to right now, Nick. |
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(Fabian) Maybe later. |
(0, 2) 319 |
Well that never happens – people will forget to ask. |
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(0, 2) 321 |
Now, where was I? |
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Can't believe you don't know her. |
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Anyway, lost my train of thought now. |
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(Fabian) Alice was beginning. |
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(Fabian) Alice was beginning. |
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I feel as the narrator I should isolate myself a bit. |
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(Fabian) This is just a read-through right now. |
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(Toby/Rabbit) Oh, the Duchess, the Duch–"/ |
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/Sorry. |
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Sorry to interrupt, I know you're timing this, Fabian darling. |
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But can I make a small offering here? |
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Or is it too soon? |
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I've had a little light bulb moment and I felt I had to put it out there. |
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You know? |
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(Fabian) Yes, yes, please do Nick. |
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(Fabian) We're all rabbit ears! |
(0, 2) 356 |
Well, it's just... that's all you get. |
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You know? |
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It's skeletal. |
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Sparse. |
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Barren. |
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It needs more detail. |
(0, 2) 362 |
Yeah? |
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More MEAT. |
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(Fabian) Right. |
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(Fabian) That is part of the original Lewis Carroll version but, how do you mean? |
(0, 2) 368 |
Well, it's the relationship, you know? |
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Between Alice and her sister. |
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It's not there. |
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Not there at all. |
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All we get is: they were on this bank doing fuck all, blah, blah, blah, Alice was bored, something about daisies and we're off, straight into Wonderland. |
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We don't meet her sister again until the very end and I think, correct me if I'm wrong, that the audience needs to invest in that relationship for the story to work. |
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(Fabian) Absolutely. |
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(Fabian) So that's a potential little re-write there for Gwil? |
(0, 2) 378 |
No, no, no, no, no! |
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It's just a tiny detail that's missing, that's all. |
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Just a little line or two to establish their sisterly bond. |
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I mean, we're actors/ |
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(Gael) /Yes, we are! |
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(Gael) /Yes, we are! |
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That's our tool kit isn't it? |
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We can improvise something. |
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We're all comfortable with improvisation, aren't we? |
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(Fabian) But we must be careful that the writing isn't... and for now. |
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(Gael) /Love it. |
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Here we go, look, Toby, let's be brothers. |
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We're on this, um... bank. |
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It's late afternoon, we're just mucking around. |
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Go with me. |
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I'll start: |
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Bro! |
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Do you like... it... on the bank? |
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(Toby) It's almost too perfect. |
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(Toby) It's almost too perfect. |
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Ah! |
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See you're blocking me there, he's blocking me there. |
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Ok, you're young, still learning the ropes. |
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Never mind. |
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Gail/ |
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(Gael) Gael. |
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(Gael) Gael. |
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Yeah, I know... go with me now, same scenario: brothers, bank, except just for a bit of variation... let's say it's early evening. |
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No, I'll start: |
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It's early evening now bro, I'm getting really tired. |
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(Gael) Yeah, me too. |
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(Gael) Do you want to lie down? |
(0, 2) 413 |
Yeah. |
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And then we can get some biscuits. |
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(Gael) Yeah. |
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(Gael) And some ham. |
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Yeah. |
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See! |
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That's all it needs. |
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And we get it. |
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We get THEM. |
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(Elin-Rose) Yeah. |
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(Fabian) Good. |
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No, I mean let's change it. |
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(Fabian) {Panicking.} |
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(Toby/Rabbit) Won't she be savage if I've kept her waiting!" |
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Sorry, is he going to do it like that? |
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(Toby) What? |
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(Toby) What? |
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I'm just trying to help. |
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Please don't take offence. |
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I always speak my mind. |
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(Toby) Speak your mind. |
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(Toby) Speak your mind. |
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Thank you, that's mature. |
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I mean, you're late! |
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There's no urgency. |
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(Fabian) Ok, this is just the first reading Nick, so let's use this to just get a feel. |
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(Fabian) Let's just tell the story for now and have a play after/ |
(0, 2) 463 |
/I appreciate that, Fabes, but if something's completely off the mark. |
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(Elin-Rose) I thought it was really good. |
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We know, petal! |
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Gail? |
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(Gael) Gael. |
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(Gael) Gael. |
(0, 2) 469 |
Yep, I know. |
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How would you have said the line? |
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(Gael) No, I couldn't. |
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(Toby) /Exactly, so shall we continue? |
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I was just saying, didn't mean anything by it. |
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Just thinking of the listeners. |
(0, 2) 478 |
It's always better to nip these things in the bud straight off. |
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That's my motto. |
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Can't be precious. |
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I speak my mind but alas, I also know when I'm not wanted. |
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(Fabian) Oh Nick, your opinion is wanted and very highly respected, it would just be great to get this timed for our technician and discuss character motivations and plot line later. |
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(Toby) /So, shall we continue? |
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Of course. |
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(0, 2) 488 |
No need to be defensive. |
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(Toby) I'm not being defensive, I just want to get going and so does Fabian, the audience and the rest of the cast. |
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(Toby) I'm not being defensive, I just want to get going and so does Fabian, the audience and the rest of the cast. |
(0, 2) 490 |
You're alright aren't you, Gael? |
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(Gael) Fine. |
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(Gael) Fine. |
(0, 2) 492 |
See. |
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Now, I remember working on Jesus Christ Superstar in 1997/ |
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(Elin-Rose) /The year Diana died. |
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Ssshhh, we know, petal. |
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It was Sunday morning I was visiting my sister. |
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Anyway, where was I? |
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I worked on JCS 97, 98, 99 and took under my wing the understudy to Leper 3, Phillipa Logg, lovely girl but really couldn't take criticism. |
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Problem was she needed to take care of herself a little more. |
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Director was too afraid to say so {Fabian}, as usual I selflessly stepped up to the mark. |
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You can't be precious {Toby} in this industry and you certainly can't be fat! {Elin-Rose} |
(0, 2) 504 |
As a leper? |
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I helped her out. |
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I gave her some sound advice from my years of experience in this, yes sometimes brutal industry. |
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Lovely girl. |
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Especially when you're new to the game like yourself. |
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You have to be 1. Open, 2. A grafter and 3... lovely girl. |
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Fun! |
(0, 2) 511 |
Fat girls always are. |
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(0, 2) 513 |
... Killed herself. |
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(Gael) Jesus! |
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(Gael) Jesus! |
(0, 2) 516 |
Yes. |
(0, 2) 517 |
I was. |
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(Toby) Shall we continue? |
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(Fabian) We are on a tight schedule. |
(0, 2) 521 |
And we are timing guys. |
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(Nick/Narrator) "She ran across the field after it and was just in time to see it pop down a large rabbit hole under the hedge. |
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(Elin-Rose/Alice) How queer!" |
(0, 2) 543 |
Ha! |
(0, 2) 544 |
That's got to go surely. |
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(Elin-Rose/Alice) "And yesterday things went on just as usual. |
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(Elin-Rose/Alice) But if I'm not the same, the next question is, Who in the world am I?" |
(0, 2) 550 |
Who in the world am |I|. |
(0, 2) 551 |
|I|. |
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The stress is on the |I|. |
(0, 2) 553 |
It's a question. |
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(Elin-Rose) Didn't I do it like that? |
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(Elin-Rose) Didn't I do it like that? |
(0, 2) 556 |
No, you didn't. |
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It's a very important statement and the main theme of the play. |
(0, 2) 558 |
Who am I? |
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Who are you? |
(0, 2) 560 |
Why are we here? |
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etc etc. |
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(Fabian) {To the audience.} |
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(Fabian) Yes, that's an interesting point Nick raises and/ |
(0, 2) 564 |
/Try it now, 'Who in the world am |I|?' |
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(Elin-Rose) Who in the world am |I|? |
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(Elin-Rose) Who in the world am |I|? |
(0, 2) 566 |
No, who in the world am |I|? |
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(Elin-Rose) Who in the world am |I|? |
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(Elin-Rose) Who in the world am |I|? |
(0, 2) 568 |
No, who in the world am |I|? |
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(Elin-Rose) Who in the world am |I|? |
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(Elin-Rose) Who in the world am |I|? |
(0, 2) 570 |
No, who in the world am |I|? |
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(Elin-Rose) Who in the world am |I|? |
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(Elin-Rose) Who in the world am |I|? |
(0, 2) 572 |
Am |I|? |
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(Elin-Rose) Am |I|? |
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(Elin-Rose) Am |I|? |
(0, 2) 574 |
Am |I|? |
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(Elin-Rose) Am |I|? |
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(Elin-Rose) Am |I|? |
(0, 2) 576 |
I. |
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(Elin-Rose) I. |
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(Elin-Rose) I. |
(0, 2) 578 |
No! |
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(Gael) {To himself.} |
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(Gael) Who in the |world| am I? |
(0, 2) 581 |
YES! |
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Thank you. |
(0, 2) 583 |
See it's simple. |
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(Fabian) {Correcting the stress.} |
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(Fabian) Who in the world |am| I? |
(0, 2) 586 |
Exactly. |
(0, 2) 587 |
They look at TOBY. |
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(Toby) Who... |
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(Elin-Rose/Alice) "Ah, that's the great puzzle." |
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I think we should cut that. |
(0, 2) 594 |
That needs cutting. |
(0, 2) 595 |
Or a song to take us into the next scene. |
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The narrator could introduce the... {looks ahead in script.} mouse character with a ditty. |
(0, 2) 597 |
Desc |
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NICK sings 'The Mending Song' from |Bagpuss|. |
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(Toby) {Shouts.} |
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(Fabian) And that was quite something. |
(0, 2) 603 |
But you're not. |
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(Fabian) What? |
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(Fabian) What? |
(0, 2) 605 |
Exposing my talents. |
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(Fabian) Exploiting. |
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(Fabian) Exploiting. |
(0, 2) 607 |
I didn't say that. |
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(Toby) I'm not sure the song works anyway. |
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(Toby) I'm not sure the song works anyway. |
(0, 2) 609 |
Excuse me? |
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(Toby) {Beat.} |
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(Fabian) I didn't actually say that. |
(0, 2) 613 |
/There should be songs. |
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(Toby) Doesn't fit. |
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(Toby) Doesn't fit. |
(0, 2) 615 |
There must be songs. |
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(Toby) It's not in keeping. |
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(Toby) It's not in keeping. |
(0, 2) 617 |
THERE WILL BE SONGS. |
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(Toby) NO SONGS! |
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(0, 2) 620 |
Who am I? |
(0, 2) 621 |
I'm Jean Valjean |