Alix in Wundergarten

Cue-sheet for Nick

(Hlin) A Silent Start
 
(Fabian) I'm sure the actors would be very grateful to/
(0, 1) 127 /I don't think that's necessary do you?
(Fabian) Well, I just thought/
 
(Fabian) Well, I just thought/
(0, 1) 129 /Not a good idea, Fabian.
(Fabian) Of course, on second thoughts, best not.
 
(Fabian) Of course, on second thoughts, best not.
(0, 1) 131 No.
(Fabian) Yes, quite.
 
(Fabian) Yes, quite.
(0, 1) 133 No.
(Fabian) Ok.
 
(Fabian) Ok.
(0, 1) 135 Not a good idea, no.
(Fabian) Fair enough.
 
(Fabian) Fair enough.
(0, 1) 137 No.
(Fabian) Over to the actors.
 
(Fabian) Over to the actors.
(0, 1) 139 No.
(Fabian) Alright.
 
(Fabian) {Takes note of his watch.}
(0, 1) 142 No.
(Hlin) The Read-Through
 
(0, 2) 154 We Three Kings of Orient are,
(0, 2) 155 bearing gifts we traverse afar.
(0, 2) 156 Field and fountain,
(0, 2) 157 Moor and mountain,
(0, 2) 158 Following yonder star.
(Fabian) THE Nick Steed, Ladies and/
 
(0, 2) 161 /O star of wonder, star of night.
(0, 2) 162 Star with royal beauty bright,
(0, 2) 163 Westward leading,
(0, 2) 164 Still proceeding,
(0, 2) 165 Guide us to thy perfect light.
(Fabian) Of course, why not?
 
(Toby) Might have to take a snap, do you mind?
(0, 2) 194 Is she... {Indicates hand.} too?
(Toby) No.
 
(All) Oh!
(0, 2) 212 It's fine darling, really.
(Gael) Here mate, have mine, it makes no difference to me.
 
(Gael) Here mate, have mine, it makes no difference to me.
(0, 2) 214 Oh god, no.
(0, 2) 215 But thank you.
(Gael) Really, I don't mind.
 
(0, 2) 218 Ok, lovely.
(0, 2) 219 I can take them home to the missus.
(0, 2) 220 Shouldn't really, Ming suffers terribly, what with her fluid retention.
(Gael) {Noticing Elin-Rose's strange behaviour.}
 
(Gael) She should be alright with cake though, no?
(0, 2) 226 She can't put anything in her mouth these days that doesn't give her excruciating bowel problems.
(0, 2) 227 That's what she says.
(0, 2) 228 And I mean anything.
(Toby) She won't actually eat the cake then?
 
(Toby) She won't actually eat the cake then?
(0, 2) 230 Observant.
(0, 2) 231 Good boy.
(0, 2) 232 She absorbs everything.
(0, 2) 233 She's like a sponge finger.
(Toby) What is she going to do, stare at it?
 
(Toby) Dry it out?
(0, 2) 236 Funny.
(0, 2) 237 Nothing as extravagant as that.
(0, 2) 238 No, she'll most probably glaze it over, heat it in a kiln, varnish it and give it to one of her china dolls.
(0, 2) 239 Loves those things.
(0, 2) 240 Hundreds of them all over the house.
(0, 2) 241 About fifty of the bastards are sat on top of our wardrobe, watching us while we sleep.
(Gael) I wouldn't like that.
 
(Gael) I wouldn't like that.
(0, 2) 243 No.
(0, 2) 244 I don't.
(0, 2) 245 She loves them though.
(0, 2) 246 Her pride and joy.
(0, 2) 247 Don't get her a black one, mind.
(All) Oh!
 
(Fabian) Very unusual I must say.
(0, 2) 271 Let's have a whiff.
(Fabian) Well thank you, Elin, thank you.
 
(0, 2) 285 I did a show in the West End with... no, I won't name names... but the leading actor bought us all Mont Blanc fountain pens, complete with our names inscribed.
(0, 2) 286 God Bless her soul.
(0, 2) 287 Everyone got one.
(0, 2) 288 A pen.
(0, 2) 289 Think big Broadway singing sensation?...
(0, 2) 290 Silver Screen multi award winning actress... of her generation... massive Hollywood gem...
(0, 2) 291 No?
(0, 2) 292 Child star?
 
(0, 2) 295 Best not to say anyway.
(0, 2) 296 So, yeah, she got everyone a pen... inscribed: actors, musicians, crew, stage management, the lot!
(0, 2) 297 A fountain pen!
(0, 2) 298 You'd have all got one, if you'd been there.
(0, 2) 299 Inscribed!
(0, 2) 300 I mean, I'd only got her squishy stress titties.
(0, 2) 301 Could I have it back, please?
(0, 2) 302 Anyway now, Fabian has been waiting patiently and indeed so have the audience so...
(Fabian) ... "Alice was beginning".
 
(Elin-Rose) On the good ship Lollipop.
(0, 2) 315 Yes, that's right.
(0, 2) 316 I've got pictures on my phone for those who don't believe me/
(Fabian) /Best not to right now, Nick.
 
(Fabian) Maybe later.
(0, 2) 319 Well that never happens – people will forget to ask.
 
(0, 2) 321 Now, where was I?
(0, 2) 322 Can't believe you don't know her.
(0, 2) 323 Anyway, lost my train of thought now.
(Fabian) Alice was beginning.
 
(Fabian) Alice was beginning.
(0, 2) 325 I feel as the narrator I should isolate myself a bit.
(Fabian) This is just a read-through right now.
 
(Toby/Rabbit) Oh, the Duchess, the Duch–"/
(0, 2) 343 /Sorry.
(0, 2) 344 Sorry to interrupt, I know you're timing this, Fabian darling.
(0, 2) 345 But can I make a small offering here?
(0, 2) 346 Or is it too soon?
(0, 2) 347 I've had a little light bulb moment and I felt I had to put it out there.
 
(0, 2) 349 You know?
(Fabian) Yes, yes, please do Nick.
 
(Fabian) We're all rabbit ears!
(0, 2) 356 Well, it's just... that's all you get.
(0, 2) 357 You know?
(0, 2) 358 It's skeletal.
(0, 2) 359 Sparse.
(0, 2) 360 Barren.
(0, 2) 361 It needs more detail.
(0, 2) 362 Yeah?
(0, 2) 363 More MEAT.
(Fabian) Right.
 
(Fabian) That is part of the original Lewis Carroll version but, how do you mean?
(0, 2) 368 Well, it's the relationship, you know?
(0, 2) 369 Between Alice and her sister.
(0, 2) 370 It's not there.
(0, 2) 371 Not there at all.
(0, 2) 372 All we get is: they were on this bank doing fuck all, blah, blah, blah, Alice was bored, something about daisies and we're off, straight into Wonderland.
(0, 2) 373 We don't meet her sister again until the very end and I think, correct me if I'm wrong, that the audience needs to invest in that relationship for the story to work.
(Fabian) Absolutely.
 
(Fabian) So that's a potential little re-write there for Gwil?
(0, 2) 378 No, no, no, no, no!
(0, 2) 379 It's just a tiny detail that's missing, that's all.
(0, 2) 380 Just a little line or two to establish their sisterly bond.
(0, 2) 381 I mean, we're actors/
(Gael) /Yes, we are!
 
(Gael) /Yes, we are!
(0, 2) 383 That's our tool kit isn't it?
(0, 2) 384 We can improvise something.
(0, 2) 385 We're all comfortable with improvisation, aren't we?
(Fabian) But we must be careful that the writing isn't... and for now.
 
(Gael) /Love it.
(0, 2) 391 Here we go, look, Toby, let's be brothers.
(0, 2) 392 We're on this, um... bank.
(0, 2) 393 It's late afternoon, we're just mucking around.
(0, 2) 394 Go with me.
 
(0, 2) 396 I'll start:
(0, 2) 397 Bro!
(0, 2) 398 Do you like... it... on the bank?
(Toby) It's almost too perfect.
 
(Toby) It's almost too perfect.
(0, 2) 400 Ah!
(0, 2) 401 See you're blocking me there, he's blocking me there.
(0, 2) 402 Ok, you're young, still learning the ropes.
(0, 2) 403 Never mind.
(0, 2) 404 Gail/
(Gael) Gael.
 
(Gael) Gael.
(0, 2) 406 Yeah, I know... go with me now, same scenario: brothers, bank, except just for a bit of variation... let's say it's early evening.
 
(0, 2) 408 No, I'll start:
(0, 2) 409 It's early evening now bro, I'm getting really tired.
(Gael) Yeah, me too.
 
(Gael) Do you want to lie down?
(0, 2) 413 Yeah.
 
(0, 2) 415 And then we can get some biscuits.
(Gael) Yeah.
 
(Gael) And some ham.
(0, 2) 419 Yeah.
 
(0, 2) 421 See!
(0, 2) 422 That's all it needs.
(0, 2) 423 And we get it.
(0, 2) 424 We get THEM.
(Elin-Rose) Yeah.
 
(Fabian) Good.
(0, 2) 441 No, I mean let's change it.
(Fabian) {Panicking.}
 
(Toby/Rabbit) Won't she be savage if I've kept her waiting!"
(0, 2) 451 Sorry, is he going to do it like that?
(Toby) What?
 
(Toby) What?
(0, 2) 453 I'm just trying to help.
(0, 2) 454 Please don't take offence.
(0, 2) 455 I always speak my mind.
(Toby) Speak your mind.
 
(Toby) Speak your mind.
(0, 2) 457 Thank you, that's mature.
(0, 2) 458 I mean, you're late!
(0, 2) 459 There's no urgency.
(Fabian) Ok, this is just the first reading Nick, so let's use this to just get a feel.
 
(Fabian) Let's just tell the story for now and have a play after/
(0, 2) 463 /I appreciate that, Fabes, but if something's completely off the mark.
(Elin-Rose) I thought it was really good.
 
(0, 2) 466 We know, petal!
(0, 2) 467 Gail?
(Gael) Gael.
 
(Gael) Gael.
(0, 2) 469 Yep, I know.
(0, 2) 470 How would you have said the line?
(Gael) No, I couldn't.
 
(Toby) /Exactly, so shall we continue?
(0, 2) 476 I was just saying, didn't mean anything by it.
(0, 2) 477 Just thinking of the listeners.
(0, 2) 478 It's always better to nip these things in the bud straight off.
(0, 2) 479 That's my motto.
(0, 2) 480 Can't be precious.
(0, 2) 481 I speak my mind but alas, I also know when I'm not wanted.
(Fabian) Oh Nick, your opinion is wanted and very highly respected, it would just be great to get this timed for our technician and discuss character motivations and plot line later.
 
(Toby) /So, shall we continue?
(0, 2) 486 Of course.
 
(0, 2) 488 No need to be defensive.
(Toby) I'm not being defensive, I just want to get going and so does Fabian, the audience and the rest of the cast.
 
(Toby) I'm not being defensive, I just want to get going and so does Fabian, the audience and the rest of the cast.
(0, 2) 490 You're alright aren't you, Gael?
(Gael) Fine.
 
(Gael) Fine.
(0, 2) 492 See.
(0, 2) 493 Now, I remember working on Jesus Christ Superstar in 1997/
(Elin-Rose) /The year Diana died.
 
(0, 2) 497 Ssshhh, we know, petal.
(0, 2) 498 It was Sunday morning I was visiting my sister.
(0, 2) 499 Anyway, where was I?
(0, 2) 500 I worked on JCS 97, 98, 99 and took under my wing the understudy to Leper 3, Phillipa Logg, lovely girl but really couldn't take criticism.
(0, 2) 501 Problem was she needed to take care of herself a little more.
(0, 2) 502 Director was too afraid to say so {Fabian}, as usual I selflessly stepped up to the mark.
(0, 2) 503 You can't be precious {Toby} in this industry and you certainly can't be fat! {Elin-Rose}
(0, 2) 504 As a leper?
(0, 2) 505 I helped her out.
(0, 2) 506 I gave her some sound advice from my years of experience in this, yes sometimes brutal industry.
(0, 2) 507 Lovely girl.
(0, 2) 508 Especially when you're new to the game like yourself.
(0, 2) 509 You have to be 1. Open, 2. A grafter and 3... lovely girl.
(0, 2) 510 Fun!
(0, 2) 511 Fat girls always are.
 
(0, 2) 513 ... Killed herself.
(Gael) Jesus!
 
(Gael) Jesus!
(0, 2) 516 Yes.
(0, 2) 517 I was.
(Toby) Shall we continue?
 
(Fabian) We are on a tight schedule.
(0, 2) 521 And we are timing guys.
(Nick/Narrator) "She ran across the field after it and was just in time to see it pop down a large rabbit hole under the hedge.
 
(Elin-Rose/Alice) How queer!"
(0, 2) 543 Ha!
(0, 2) 544 That's got to go surely.
(Elin-Rose/Alice) "And yesterday things went on just as usual.
 
(Elin-Rose/Alice) But if I'm not the same, the next question is, Who in the world am I?"
(0, 2) 550 Who in the world am |I|.
(0, 2) 551 |I|.
(0, 2) 552 The stress is on the |I|.
(0, 2) 553 It's a question.
(Elin-Rose) Didn't I do it like that?
 
(Elin-Rose) Didn't I do it like that?
(0, 2) 556 No, you didn't.
(0, 2) 557 It's a very important statement and the main theme of the play.
(0, 2) 558 Who am I?
(0, 2) 559 Who are you?
(0, 2) 560 Why are we here?
(0, 2) 561 etc etc.
(Fabian) {To the audience.}
 
(Fabian) Yes, that's an interesting point Nick raises and/
(0, 2) 564 /Try it now, 'Who in the world am |I|?'
(Elin-Rose) Who in the world am |I|?
 
(Elin-Rose) Who in the world am |I|?
(0, 2) 566 No, who in the world am |I|?
(Elin-Rose) Who in the world am |I|?
 
(Elin-Rose) Who in the world am |I|?
(0, 2) 568 No, who in the world am |I|?
(Elin-Rose) Who in the world am |I|?
 
(Elin-Rose) Who in the world am |I|?
(0, 2) 570 No, who in the world am |I|?
(Elin-Rose) Who in the world am |I|?
 
(Elin-Rose) Who in the world am |I|?
(0, 2) 572 Am |I|?
(Elin-Rose) Am |I|?
 
(Elin-Rose) Am |I|?
(0, 2) 574 Am |I|?
(Elin-Rose) Am |I|?
 
(Elin-Rose) Am |I|?
(0, 2) 576 I.
(Elin-Rose) I.
 
(Elin-Rose) I.
(0, 2) 578 No!
(Gael) {To himself.}
 
(Gael) Who in the |world| am I?
(0, 2) 581 YES!
(0, 2) 582 Thank you.
(0, 2) 583 See it's simple.
(Fabian) {Correcting the stress.}
 
(Fabian) Who in the world |am| I?
(0, 2) 586 Exactly.
(0, 2) 587 They look at TOBY.
(Toby) Who...
 
(Elin-Rose/Alice) "Ah, that's the great puzzle."
(0, 2) 593 I think we should cut that.
(0, 2) 594 That needs cutting.
(0, 2) 595 Or a song to take us into the next scene.
(0, 2) 596 The narrator could introduce the... {looks ahead in script.} mouse character with a ditty.
(0, 2) 597 Desc
(0, 2) 598 NICK sings 'The Mending Song' from |Bagpuss|.
(Toby) {Shouts.}
 
(Fabian) And that was quite something.
(0, 2) 603 But you're not.
(Fabian) What?
 
(Fabian) What?
(0, 2) 605 Exposing my talents.
(Fabian) Exploiting.
 
(Fabian) Exploiting.
(0, 2) 607 I didn't say that.
(Toby) I'm not sure the song works anyway.
 
(Toby) I'm not sure the song works anyway.
(0, 2) 609 Excuse me?
(Toby) {Beat.}
 
(Fabian) I didn't actually say that.
(0, 2) 613 /There should be songs.
(Toby) Doesn't fit.
 
(Toby) Doesn't fit.
(0, 2) 615 There must be songs.
(Toby) It's not in keeping.
 
(Toby) It's not in keeping.
(0, 2) 617 THERE WILL BE SONGS.
(Toby) NO SONGS!
 
(0, 2) 620 Who am I?
(0, 2) 621 I'm Jean Valjean