The Conversion

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(Theophilus) {Stands in front of mirror, shakes lis head.}
 
(Theophilus) ─the strings, and the pipe.
(1, 0) 21 My goodness!
(1, 0) 22 Theophilus, if you want a pipe, come out here.
 
(1, 0) 24 But where is Eira?
(1, 0) 25 Haven't you seen her yet?
(Theophilus) No, Mr. Howells.
 
(Theophilus) It is still Greenland's Icy Mountains with her.
(1, 0) 29 It is the Doctor's doing.
(1, 0) 30 "Your niece," he said, "is depressed, and must have cheerful society."
 
(1, 0) 32 Dear me! they are very merry in there.
(Theophilus) She is moody enough with me.
 
(Theophilus) She is moody enough with me.
(1, 0) 34 You might say "Moody and Sankey"─eh─Theophilus?
(1, 0) 35 A double barrel trouble!
(Theophilus) Have you found the right sort of companion for her, do you think?
 
(Theophilus) Have you found the right sort of companion for her, do you think?
(1, 0) 37 I had one from a Christian Home in London.
(1, 0) 38 I couldn't do more.
(Theophilus) I hope Miss Eira will benefit by the companionship.
 
(Theophilus) What is the young lady's name?
(1, 0) 41 "Flossie."
(1, 0) 42 It sounds nice and soft, doesn't it?
(1, 0) 43 Like drawing your hand over velvet.
(1, 0) 44 You ought to make a friend of her, and get her to say nice things about you to Eira.
(1, 0) 45 Flossie will divert her, and you will convert her in the end, I'm sure.
(Theophilus) {Shakes his head doubtfully.}
 
(Theophilus) She shivers at the very name of minister.
(1, 0) 49 Well, you see, her father left it in his will that she must marry a minister, or not have anything after him, and you know what girls are.
(1, 0) 50 If you command them to do a thing, they will do something else.
(Theophilus) It is a pity there is any compulsion.
 
(Theophilus) It is a pity there is any compulsion.
(1, 0) 52 Well, there it is!
(1, 0) 53 But I am thinking you are a bit too solemn for her.
(1, 0) 54 Not for me, mind you.
(1, 0) 55 Oh, no!
(1, 0) 56 I uphold solemnity in a minister, especially in a young one.
(1, 0) 57 But, you see, it is not me you want to please.
(Theophilus) Both of you, Mr. Howells─both of you.
 
(Theophilus) You are one of my deacons, and I look up to you as an example for my guidance.
(1, 0) 60 Ha!
(1, 0) 61 You will get on─you will get on!
(1, 0) 62 Always study your deacons, Mr. Williams.
(1, 0) 63 Have you told her how much money you have got?
(Theophilus) Yes.
 
(Theophilus) But she answered with a laugh, "The man is of more importance than the money."
(1, 0) 66 Just like her─very straight, always.
 
(1, 0) 71 Looks saintly, doesn't she?
 
(1, 0) 73 This is Miss Flossie, Theophilus; companion to my niece.
 
(1, 0) 75 I will leave you to examine into her principles, and say if she is a proper companion for Eira.
 
(1, 0) 77 Be a good girl, Miss Flossie, and, remember, you are in the company of the minister.
(Flossie) {Soberly.}
 
(1, 0) 82 Try to get round her.
(1, 0) 83 She will help you with Eira.
 
(1, 0) 190 Well, indeed!
(1, 0) 191 I hope Eira is coming to her senses.
(1, 0) 192 You are very patient with her, I must say, Theophilus.
(Theophilus) I am drawing largely upon Job, Mr. Howells.
 
(Theophilus) Eh, what?
(1, 0) 200 No explosives, if you please, Miss Flossie.
(Flossie) Oh, Joshua!
 
(Flossie) Yes, it would make them smaller.
(1, 0) 206 My dear Eira, I am doing my best for you.
(1, 0) 207 What else can I do?
(Eira) Go to the Church Yard and pick a pretty spot under the trees to bury me in.
 
(Eira) I have done with the world.
(1, 0) 210 Do be reasonable, Eira.
(1, 0) 211 I offer you Theophilus, with his £500 a year, and you ask for the Church Yard!
(Eira) Only the little bit that the parish provides for us all.
 
(1, 0) 215 What in the world are you talking about?