| Narrator |
Yes, we are implementing the most modern theory, the theory of shouting. What is the theory of shouting? You haven't heard about it? Hmm okay. Actually no one hears about it. You see, gaining power means depriving others of it. Shouting theory is Based on a Game, But in this game, no one tells the other what the rules are. The important thing is for you to find out what the rules are, and then for you to play game. If you leave others in the Dark then you will win the game. Sorry but this game you speak of, How do we know the rules? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. The rules? The rules? How to know the rules you ask? Well let me tell you, to know the rules hmmmmmm, it is what you call The Intuition. You see, When people find out the rules, they do not tell themselves what these rules are. But who can have this intuition? Ahaaaaa, now you are asking the right questions. Come closer, let me whisper it in your ears. "It is those who can shout." And you my friend, you are not one of them. You are not one of them, definitely not. This is why, like a biblical eremite, I have come to you. What I am about to tell you is the Greatest Secret of our time. Now, my friend, what does shouting mean? Take this drum and go out onto the streets of Cardiff, play the drum and shout: "I allow." "I don't allow." I allow." "I don't allow." You see in Nigeria, Boko Haram are shouting: ''I allow, I don't allow.'' Alshabab in Somalia are shouting: ''I allow, I don't allow.'' Isis are shouting: ''I allow, I don't allow.'' The elephants are shouting, "I allow, I don't allow." The grass is suffering. Talking skulls appear here there and everywhere Their mouths brought them here there and everywhere. |